Beam Me Up, Santa allows you to play as Santa on Christmas Eve Night. From high above the Earth in Sleigh IV, use the latest in SantaTech to teleport presents into good children’s homes. Or coal… bad children get coal.
Sleigh IV is a North Pole Zeppelin designed for sub-orbital flights to maximize targeting vectors for the present teleportation arrays on board.
Seem elaborate? Well, your conception of Santa Claus was shaped by 1950s Department Store advertising and Burl Ives. Thanks a lot, Ives.
Santa has updated and expanded to keep up with the growing population of the Earth. He needs to be more efficient, agile, and technologically advanced to deliver presents at near the speed of light.
How can Santa be in multiple places at once? He can’t really. Not anymore… he has a bad back now. However, with the help of several hundred elves, a commanding airship, and the ability to materialize matter anywhere on the Earth, he has a chance to deliver presents to anyone deserving on Christmas Eve Night.
That’s where you come into this game.
Santa has decided to “take the reins,” as it were, and operate one of the matter transporters himself. Unfortunately, he merely bought the technology and has limited understanding of its use.
Using the On Screen Display, read the Naughty-Nice List entry and associated present. Locate the person’s house using the SHIFT Key. This key activated the IFF that identifies people’s homes. Press SPACE while targeting the home to begin teleportation.
In teleportation mode, select the appropriate present by pressing A and D Keys. When the present is ready on the teleportation pod, hit SPACE to begin entering the teleportation code sequence. Press the code letters as they pass by the red bar. When 5 letters are entered correctly, teleportation will begin.
Entering a letter wrong will lose one point. Also, transporting the wrong present loses 100 points. However, the correct present teleported will gain 100 Points.
There’s a time limit as dawn is fast approaching on Christmas Day, get out there and teleport those presents. Make those boys and girls happy come morn’n.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Ho, ho, etc!




